Squeeze Coin

29 Jul 2025

29 Jul 2025

Solana

Rust

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$Squeeze is not like every other shitcoin. This coin is mathematically backed to cause a supply squeeze similar to the short squeeze that occurred on $GME in 2021. @buntfun just got listed as an official launchpad, but there's something a little different about their platform. Creator rewards are much higher than we have ever seen on a launchpad before. 0.5% pre migration and 0.15% after migration to be specific. This got me thinking, what if I burn every cent I receive. This would mean that for every $1,000,000 of volume, $1,500 of the token would be burned. If this is the case, ~0.154% of every transaction would be burned. In 2025, the average hold time of a user buying a token at any given time is just 21 minutes. That means the same tokens rotate through roughly 69 wallets per day, day after day. Using geometric decay: Sₙ = S₀ × (1 - r)ⁿ, Where S₀ = 1,000,000,000, r = 0.0015, and n = 69 After 1 day (~69 rotations): S69 ≈ 900,700,000 tokens are left— ~100.3 million tokens gone. After 10 days (~686 rotations): S686 ≈ 362,000,000 tokens are left— 63.8% supply wiped out. After 50 days (~3,426 rotations): S3426 ≈ 12,600,000 tokens are left- 98.8% Burned By day 100 (~6,857 rotations): S6857 ≈ 159,000 tokens are left- 99.85% burned The returns resulting from a 99.85% token burn would amount to approximately a 667x increase in price, even before factoring in any demand-driven price appreciation The power of compounding returns hits a whole new level here. With a 0.15% burn every 21-minute rotation, after 100 days only ~159,000 tokens would remain. That means any real market cap makes each token insanely valuable. A $10M market cap at that point would price each token at: $10,000,000/159,000 = $​62.89 per token That’s a 1,257,800x return from the initial launch. It’s like the GameStop short squeeze where 136% of the float was shorted. Except this time there’s no government to halt the run. No limit. No ceiling. And the burn resets every single rotation. This is Squeeze Coin